The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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