He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
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There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
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