So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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