I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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