idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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