I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
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You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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