My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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