i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
