It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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