I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I woke up under a house in Key West
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