How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
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I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
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I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
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