My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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