He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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