My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
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I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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