You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
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I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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