omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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