do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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