New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
