this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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