Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
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I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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