At least make sure they are 18
Why
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
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Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
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My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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