what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
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Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
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You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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