If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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