I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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