I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
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You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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