her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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