did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
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