hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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