Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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