I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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