pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
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Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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