I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Randomize
