What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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