That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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