i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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