I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
