I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
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I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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