i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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