Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
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Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I look excited, but its just a facade.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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