she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
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I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
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she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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