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We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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