Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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