Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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