Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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