Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
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His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
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Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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