So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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