is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
you win again, gameday.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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