awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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