I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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