we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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