Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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