Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I'm jealous of your bromance
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
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i just had sex bonerless
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
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He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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